"When you get those rare moments of clarity, those flashes when the universe makes sense, you try desperately to hold on to them. They are the life boats for the darker times, when the vastness of it all, the incomprehensible nature of life is completely illusive. So the question becomes, or should have been all a long... What would you do if you knew you only had one day, or one week, or one month to live. What life boat would you grab on to? What secret would you tell? What band would you see? What person would you declare your love to? What wish would you fulfill? What exotic locale would you fly to for coffee? What book would you write?"
Monday, August 6, 2012
Well Alrighty Then
So I decided to go with the good ol' fashioned.......prune juice! YAY!
I've heard the old age tale that it works best when you heat it up first. But It was 4 am and my brain wasn't working at full capacity, and when I was staring at the microwave and staring at my choice of cups, my brain couldn't remember which ones were OK to put in the microwave so I just decided to give it to her cold and call it a day.
So down goes the prune juice.
About an hour later, she presses the call bell. This is our conversation:
Patient: "That prune juice you gave me...."
Patient: " It was cold."
Me: "Oh. Yeah. I'm sorry." *makes weird face*
Patient: "My husband heats it up at home and always gives it to me that way."
Me: "Oh...well next time we can heat it up for you."
Patient: "Actually, I've always hated it warmed but never had the heart to tell him because he was sweet enough to make it."
Me: "Oh.......so you liked the cold prune juice?"
Me: "Um, is that all you had to tell me?"
As I was charting a little bit later into day shift outside her room, I overheard her telling the day nurse how glorious the prune juice was and I had to work really hard at stifling my laughter in the hallway. Thank you to the confusing microwave! o_O Win!
~ Another special nursing moment from WNB