"When you get those rare moments of clarity, those flashes when the universe makes sense, you try desperately to hold on to them. They are the life boats for the darker times, when the vastness of it all, the incomprehensible nature of life is completely illusive. So the question becomes, or should have been all a long... What would you do if you knew you only had one day, or one week, or one month to live. What life boat would you grab on to? What secret would you tell? What band would you see? What person would you declare your love to? What wish would you fulfill? What exotic locale would you fly to for coffee? What book would you write?"

Monday, March 12, 2012

Nursing doctor funny of the day

Doctor: is this patient having diarrhea?

Patient: no, not really. She had a small episode where she farted and it came out as poop.

Doctor: oh. I was going to get a stool culture for reports of diarrhea but I guess I can't culture a fart.

Lololol.  A lot of things make me giggle relentlessly at 4:30 am.  This was one of them.

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