"When you get those rare moments of clarity, those flashes when the universe makes sense, you try desperately to hold on to them. They are the life boats for the darker times, when the vastness of it all, the incomprehensible nature of life is completely illusive. So the question becomes, or should have been all a long... What would you do if you knew you only had one day, or one week, or one month to live. What life boat would you grab on to? What secret would you tell? What band would you see? What person would you declare your love to? What wish would you fulfill? What exotic locale would you fly to for coffee? What book would you write?"


Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Alarm Battle

Every single morning/night (depending on night shift):

I'm not tired.
I'm not tired.
I'm not tired.
I'm not tired.
Lets check facebook. Okay. Facebook checked.
I'm not tired.
I'm not tired.
I'm not tired.
IM SO WIDE AWAKE WHY.
I'm not tired.
hmm.
Lets turn to the other side.
No.
Too hot.
Back to the other side.
Toss.
 Turn.
Im not tired.
I''''mmmmm nooooooooooot  tirrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddd.
I'm hungry.
I'm not tired.
Is it too early to get up?  yes. No getting up. Go back to sleep.
Sleeeeeep. Just close eyes.
KEEP THEM CLOSED!
Stop checking facebook. No, nothing new has been posted.
Close your eyes again. Keep them closed.
Think About sheep. Think about anything.
I'm not tired.
I'm not tired.
I'm not tired.
.



*alarm goes off*



OH.MY.GOD.
I. AM.SO. FRIGGEN. TIRED.
OHMIGOD.
WHY DO I HAVE TO GET UP.
MY BED IS SO COMFY,
AND I AM SO TIRED.
SOOOOOO TIRED.
YAWN.
LOOK AT ALL THIS YAWNING.
ITS BECAUSE IM EXHAUSTED.
I REFUSE TO GET UP.
I MUST PRESS SNOOZE APPROX 5 MORE TIMES.
BECAUSE I AM TIRED.  SO SLEEPY.
I COULD LITERALLY FALL ASLEEP ANY MINUTE RIGHT NOW.




sigh. This is my life.



~WNB

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